The worst pregnancy reveal EVER? Couple’s cringey ‘recipe for baby’ that is ‘1 cup mommy’ and ‘3 PUMPS daddy’ is brutally mocked online as people joke dad-to-be must be ‘bad at sex’
- An unidentified couple reportedly sent the staged photo to their family
- The image shows them kissing in the kitchen with a sign reading: ‘Recipe for baby: 1 cup mommy, 3 pumps daddy, mixed with love. Bake until July’
- Twitter users are joking that it only took dad ‘three pumps’ to impregnate his wife, while also calling the announcement ‘gross’ and ‘dreadful’
- A Chicago-based TikTok user who claims to be related to the couple says they sent it to their grandmother, who responded: ‘Only three pumps?’
A questionably-worded pregnancy announcement has left social media users disgusted and horrified — and even earned mockery from the couple’s own grandmother.
The announcement shows an out-of-focus pregnant woman and man kissing in the kitchen. In the the foreground are a rolling pin, cookie cutters, and a letterboard that reds: ‘Recipe for baby: 1 cup mommy, 3 pumps daddy, mixed with love. Bake until July.’
The sign has become the object of derision on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram, where commenters are in agreement that it’s in terribly bad taste — but one TikTok user who claims to be related to the couple revealed that their grandmother had the most damning reaction of all.
Awkward! A pregnancy announcement detailing a ‘recipe’ for a baby that includes ‘3 pumps daddy’ is going viral
Veronica Garza, from Chicago, shared the photo in a viral video, which has earned 185,000 likes, in December.
‘I wanna show you my cousin’s pregnancy announcement,’ she says, not specifying whether her cousin is the woman or the man.
The screen then cuts to the image as it appeared on drummer Jon Wurster’s Instagram page. Jon was not the original poster of the image, but shared it once it began circulating online.
Veronica doesn’t share her own thoughts on the pregnancy announcement, but does reveal what their grandma thought when she received a copy.
Yikes! Veronica Garza shared the photo in a viral video, saying: ‘I wanna show you my cousin’s pregnancy announcement’
‘They sent that to our grandmother and you know what she said? “Only three pumps?” Veronica says in the video
‘They sent that to our grandmother and you know what she said? “Only three pumps?” Veronica says in the video.
The image has also gone viral on Twitter, where others are making similar jokes about the speedy sex that the announcement seems to imply.
‘Imagine using your baby announcement to tell the world your husband is bad at sex,’ quipped author Tessa Miller.
‘That guy is getting called “3 pumps daddy” for ever now. RIP,’ commented another Twitter user.
‘Are straight people ok? 3 pumps? Throw the whole man away,’ joked another.
Others were less concerned about how unintentionally embarrassing the photo was, and more upset about its crassness.
Oh now! Social media users are also mocking ‘three pump chump’ while calling the announcement ‘gross’ and ‘truly dreadful’
‘Oh my god. This woman needs a real friend. Because a real friend would have put a stop to this,’ wrote one.
‘There is no level on which this does not make me want to hurl,’ said another.
‘This makes me physically recoil. How gross,’ wrote yet another, while someone else called it ‘THE worst thing I’ve ever seen.’
One more chimed in: ‘Ok can we just all agree a baby announcement doesn’t need to involve any reference, no matter how cutesy, to j**z. We all know how it got there.’
‘Everything about this is truly dreadful,’ another concluded.